The Chronicles of Isekai Soul-Cyborg

Mwuahahaha, welcome my new servant. Seeing as how you have come to this page, I can see that you wish to view my magnificent feats from when I was born into this other world. Worry not, for I have had my adventures recorded for new servants like yourself to bask in the glory known as me. And if you are already one of my servants, you are free to re-experience my tales in any order you wish from this log of archives. Feel the greatness known as Isekai Soul-Cyborg!

-Isekai Soul-Cyborg

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Isekai Soul-Cyborg is standing in front of the sign for this page.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: So, what do you think of the sign?

Voice from Nowhere: …You’re still doing that Demon King act?

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Yeah, of course I am. I am going to conquer this world after all.

Voice from Nowhere: How do still think that you are going to conquer this world even after how your so called “chronicles” have ended up how they are now?

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: What do you mean? It’s going along splendidly. I mean look at all of my loyal servants.

Voice from Nowhere: What loyal servants? You mean the readers that are coming here for the translations?

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Duh, who else?

Voice from Nowhere: Let me rephrase that. You mean the readers that are coming here FOR THE TRANSLATIONS!!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Uhh, you do realize that you didn’t rephrase that, right?

Voice from Nowhere: Ugh. They’re here for the translations! Not you!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Pfft, as if. I mean look at all of this fan mail.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg pulls out a large sack of envelopes. 

Voice from Nowhere: Huh? Where did you get all of this? We didn’t put out your address.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: What are you talking about? When fans have the passion, there’s always a way.

Voice from Nowhere: Hm. Let’s see.

An envelope starts floating up and is opened. The letter inside is taken out.

Dear Isekai Soul-Cyborg,

I love you so very much. Even if you stopped translating and only continued your travels, I would still come here just to read about you. I want to give you my everything.

Love, a gorgeous fan

Voice from Nowhere: ……

Voice from Nowhere stays quiet for a while. Isekai Soul-Cyborg is standing there, arms crossed and a smug grin on his face (what a jerk).

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Hey, I heard that!

Voice from Nowhere: So, why is this in your handwriting?

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: HUH!? I could have sworn I typed that one up! Let me see that!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg quickly grabbed the letter.

Voice from Nowhere: Haa, I knew it.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Ah! Y-you tricked me!

Voice from Nowhere: You lied to me first! And seriously, did you make all of these yourself!? 

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Well duh! Like you said, no one knows my address! How could I ever get mail!?

Voice from Nowhere: This is a pretty large bag! Where did you find the time to make all of them!? 

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Whenever I had the free time. Why do you think it took so long to make this page up? I was making up fan letters to convince you that they were here for me.

Voice from Nowhere: Use that time to translate, you damned idiot!

*BZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: AHHHH!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets hit with the shocking truth (an inside joke for you newbies that don’t know).

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: ……L-lame.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg struggles to say that (pansy).

Hey there. This page is meant for the newcomers that are pretty confused about what the heck is up with the little skits that are posted with the updates for the translations. This is also meant to make it easier for anyone who wants to reread any of the posts. I wouldn’t exactly say that I am a writer, but if it gives you at least a chuckle, then I am happy. Enjoy.

The Chronicles of Isekai Soul-Cyborg

Note: Posts that were chapter parts were not included.

16 thoughts on “The Chronicles of Isekai Soul-Cyborg”

  5. In the lastest manga chapter that I see in the last page I see you ask about “miss item” (I am impressed you could translate it properly even if you dont know about it).

    Basically, it is common item 8n that gacha a.k.a. junk you would throw away or sell if you get them from event gacha. Think of the time you get to draw a prize from an event and you get compensate tissue or a pencil just so that you at least get some thing.

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  6. Hey Isekai Soul Cyborg!
    It’s me! It’s me! Your childhood friend!
    How are you buddy? It’s been a month since you last update. Please update soon or I’ll hit you… tehee.. 😁

    What? Don’t tell me you forgot about us. I only hit you once. … Okay 3 times, but sure you remember me.

    Thing is, I’m lost here. Can you help? Show me the exit?

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