Donations

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Bwa ha ha ha ha. Do you want to join my army to help me conquer the world but just don’t have the time to do so? Well then, how about supporting me by increasing my war funds. With your support, I’m sure I can conquer the world in just 1,000 years. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

*BZZZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets shocked.

Voice from Nowhere: What the hell are you doing!? That’s just embarrassing! Go and get your Chuunibyou out of here! Hell, you’re even dressed up even though no one can see you! And what do you mean “in just 1,000 years”! You’re just saying that you’re not going to conquer the world in anyone’s lifetime! You’re just making an empty promise!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg unsteadily and dramatically gets back up as if he had just had a tough fight.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: What are you talking about? Even if I personally can’t conquer the world, I’m sure that either Isekai Soul-Cyborg the Tenth or Eleventh will surely conquer it.

*BZZZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets shocked again.

Voice from Nowhere: Do you think you’re some kind of Demon King or something!? Hell, there won’t even be a Second much less a Tenth or Eleventh! Who the hell would want to inherit anything from you!?

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Then how else am I supposed to convince people to donate money to me!?

Voice from Nowhere: You don’t! If people want to donate, they’ll donate. If anything, convince them to donate by working harder!

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Ehh~. That sounds like a lot of work. I like my idea of making it sound like I have an army better. I seem cooler that way.

*BZZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets shocked once again.

Voice from Nowhere: There’s nothing cool about you doing something like that. Besides, I think it would be cooler if you asked people to buy copies of the original novel.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Why would I do that? How would that make me cooler?

Voice from Nowhere: It at least shows that you have a bit of integrity. Credit should be given where credit is due. And credit is due to the author of the novel. Giving money to you doesn’t give any credit to the author.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Then you do that. I just want the money.

*BZZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets shocked once again (*Sigh*, that’s getting boring).

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: I heard that Narration! My pain isn’t something for your amusement!

Voice from Nowhere: *Sigh*. Well, anyway. That’s how it is folks. I ask that you purchase a copy of Isekai Maou to Shoukan Shoujo Dorei Majutsu. I hope that you are willing to support the author of this novel before supporting this sap.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Hey!

Voice from Nowhere: Without the work of the author, this story wouldn’t even exist and we should thank them for it. Even if you can’t read Japanese, please purchase a copy just as support for the author as a fan of the story. Seeing as how I’m not sure how official English translations are chosen and done, I ask that you purchase a Japanese copy since there isn’t an English version out. Thank you very much.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: And don’t forget about me and my plans of world domination. Support me too.

Voice from Nowhere: You, shut up. Why do you want to conquer the world anyway? If you did, you’d have a lot more responsibilities to take care of the people in the world.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Huh? Isn’t that obvious? Why do people climb mountains? Because it’s there. Why do I want to conquer the world? Because I want a harem.

Voice from Nowhere: What the hell is that!? If you’re going to say anything, it should be “Because I can”, right!? And besides, what’s up with that harem thing!? Why don’t you try getting a girlfriend first, Mr. Age=Number-of-years-without-a-girlfriend.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: S-shut up!  Women like people with power, right? If I conquer the world, I can practically have any woman I want. With their consent of course.

Voice from Nowhere: Why don’t you just be like the main characters of the harem manga, novels, and anime that you like? They don’t need to conquer the world or anything and they’re usually really nice.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: I don’t have luck with women like they do. Besides, if I conquer the world, I can allow polygamy and make them all happy, unlike the main characters that can only choose one.

Voice from Nowhere: Ahh! Forget it! We’re way off track. Anyway, please support the author by purchasing a copy. See ya.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Hey! Don’t just stop the conversation like that. Come back here.

Isekai Soul-Cyborg starts getting confused about how to chase after Voice from Nowhere like an idiot (LOL).

Isekai Soul-Cyborg: Shut up Narration! *sigh*. Well, Voice from Nowhere left. In any case, don’t forget to support me and my plans of world domination too.

*BZZZT*

Isekai Soul-Cyborg gets shocked.

Voice from Nowhere: I told you to stop that.

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5 thoughts on “Donations

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  3. I’d love to donate, but the button only takes me to a paypal page with the text

    “We’re sprucing things up right now, but we should be done by .

    Want the details? Checkout the PayPal Announcement Board.”

    I’ll try again later, but can anyone else confirm if the button is working for them?

    Thanks for the translations! You’re awesome🙂

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