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*Vroooom*

Through a vast dry desert, the roaring sound of a motorcycle could be heard.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Ugh! Ack! OUCH! I just hit a cactus! Oof! AhH! Hack! Damn it, I just swallowed a bug!

Together with that roar, the pained screams of a poor sap could be heard.

Old man: Just hang in there Nii-chan! We’re almost to the town!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Damn it! Old man, you said that 3 hours ago!

Old man: Yeah, and I’m not wrong! We’re closer to the town than we were 3 hours ago!

Driving through that vast desert, a motorcycle with a side car was speeding down the dirt road. Oddly enough, while there was someone on the motorcycle, there was no one in the side car. There were two voices, and yet there was only one person visible on the motorcycle.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Then how much longer!? This dirt is killing me! Literally!

Old man: Don’t worry! Only about 1-6 hours left! Dependin’!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: That’s one hell of a margin! And what do you mean depending! I’ll die if it takes six hours!

Old man: Don’t worry! Did you forget that I’m takin’ ya to a doctor!? He’ll patch ya right up! Also, I say dependin’ because…Well…I’m actually a bit lost!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: What!? But we’ve been on the road this whole time! And I didn’t see any forks in the road!

Old man: Well, I kinda have a terrible sense of direction! Why do ya think I only did maintenance on that town I found ya in on occasion! Also, what’re ya talkin’ about!? We’ve passed a couple of forks already! Ah, come to think of it, there were a couple of times I didn’t hear yer screamin’! Ya might’ve passed out a couple of times!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: What!? You have no sense of direction!? Why didn’t you tell me that in the first pla—-

*BAM!*

Isekai Soul Cyborg hit his head on a rock.

Old man: Huh? Nii-chan!? Hm, he must’ve passed out again. Ah, what bliss. It’s pretty annoyin’ hearin’ his screams all the time.

On the back of the motorcycle, there was rope that led into the trail of kick up dirt following the motorcycle. At the other end of the rope, Isekai Soul Cyborg was tied up and being dragged along.

Right before he passed out, Isekai Soul Cyborg had one thought.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: (Why did it turn out like this?)

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A few hours ago…

Isekai Soul Cyborg: I’m really thankful for your help, Old man.

Old man: No problem. It’s the least I could do.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: So, how are we getting to the town. A truck or something?

Old man: Naw. We’re takin’ this baby right here.

In front of them, there was something covered by a large blanket. When the old man removed the blanket, there was a donkey.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: …So we’re taking a donkey. Well, I guess that means the town isn’t very far.

Old man: ………What the hell is a donkey doin’ here!?

Isekai Soul Cyborg: It’s not yours!?

Donkey: Oh dear, I am terribly sorry. Were you using this blanket for something? My deepest apologies. It was a bit drafty so I went and borrowed this blanket. If you are looking for the motorcycle that was under this blanket, it is right over there behind that tree.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Holy shit! The donkey just talked!

Donkey: Oh my, look at the time. I really must be going. Have a good day.

Like that, the donkey went on its merry way.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Whoa, I didn’t think that I would see a talking donkey. This really must be a fantasy world. So, old man, let’s hurry up and get going. Hm? Old man?

The old man was standing there with his mouth open.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Old man? What’s wrong?

Old man: ………Holy shit! That donkey talked!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: So it wasn’t normal!?

Old man: Ah! That bastard, he took my blanket! That was from my wife!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Really!? Then let’s go after it!

Old man: Oh well, it was getting smelly anyway.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: You got over that fast!

Old man: Alright. Let’s get going. My baby is right over there.

Right behind the tree, there was a motorcycle with a side car.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Awesome! Great, let’s get this show on the road!

Old man: The hell do ya think yer doin’, ya ijit!?

*BAM!*

Just as Isekai Soul Cyborg was about to get into the side car, the old man did a flying drop kick right on Isekai Soul Cyborg’s face. He’s pretty nimble for an old man.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: What the hell was that for!?

Old man: That seat is only fer my wife and my close friends! We ain’t that close! Who do you think ya are!

Isekai Soul Cyborg: …Oh. Uh. Okay. That kind of hurt a bit more than that drop kick. But…I guess I’ll respect your rules. ……Then I’ll just sit at your back.

*BAM!*

This time, the old man did a flying drop kick without saying a word.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: What the hell was that for!?

Old man: …………I don’t like you like that.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: …………What?

Old man: …That seat is only for the ladies that pick up when I go out partyin’.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: ……

Old man: ……

Isekai Soul Cyborg: ……

Old man: I just love the feel of their boobs pressed against my back.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: I get it. You don’t need to go into detail.

Old man: Just two days ago, there was this really busty chick, and she—

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Wait, weren’t you married!?

Old man: Ack, uhhh, never mind that. Ahem, well, let’s get going.

Isekai Soul Cyborg: Hold on a sec. If I’m not allowed on the side car, and I can’t ride behind you, then where do I sit?

Old man: You’ll be using this.

In the old man’s hands, there was a rope……

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Back to the present, a couple miles behind Isekai Soul Cyborg and the old man…

Voice from Nowhere: Hm? What’s this? A couple of papers and Isekai Soul Cyborg’s face print on the ground? Good. We’re on the right track. Let’s go, Narrator.

Like that, Voice from Nowhere and Narrator were hot on Isekai Soul Cyborg’s tail.

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Heck yeah! A second update for the month! Sorry about the delay for the manga but I’m getting back on that. Feel free to upload the parts on other sites because the heavens know that I only post them here. Enjoy!

Light novel, Chapter 1 – Part 7, Part 8, Part 9

Manga, Chapter 7 – Part 1, Part 2

Also, on a side note, the first volume of the manga is now on sale. Please purchase a copy to support the author.